Look Out for These 5 Kinds of Drivers in Maine Snow
My friend Kate spends a lot of time on the road for her job at Cunningham Security. She shared with me the five kinds of drivers that drive her crazy.
Have you run into one of these?
Grandma Bessie
One snowflake and they drop their speed 20 miles per hour
Senior woman driving
Drag Race Dude
There’s one car length, so immediately - STEP ON THE GAS!
Drag racing car burns rubber off its tires in preparation for the race
Tailgater Thomas
This idiot follows so close, you can't see their headlights!
The car when overtaking has lifted a loop of snow
Surfer Chick/Dude
The one who jumps in between lanes to maybe get one car length ahead.
Anonymous legs of couple learning how to surf on the beach
Moron
This is an all purpose category. It's for those who don’t have their headlights on, don’t clean the snow off the car, go too fast and...pretty much everything that pisses you off.
Accident
That's what usually happens to morons.
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