Dad Jokes (and Cow Jokes) to Help Us Through Covid-19

There is a man in New York posting jokes on his front lawn each day to help give those who pass by a bit of relief during this crazy pandemic.

And there is a man in Los Angeles doing the same thing during these trying times.

The don’t know each other, but they’ve both adopted the same strategy for helping us all. Dad jokes. The cornier the better. Ready for a giggle or a groan?  How about ‘Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is out of this world, but there is NO ATMOSPHERE!  Drum roll here.

Or I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.  Did you win?  No I LOST THE CASE.

And they go on and on.  Great effort Dads.

Now I’m thinking if Dad jokes will help us through Coronavirus, maybe Cow jokes will help us to give away money in the Q106.5 Crazy Cash Cow Contest.  After today we still have 2 more weeks.  10 codes a day weekdays.  Each code qualifies you to win a thousand dollars.  And at the end of our national contest someone will win $10 grand.  Even if you only played the game once, you’re entered.  Or for better odds,  how many have played every day? 50 entries a week.  We’re doing it for 4 weeks.  That’s 200 entries for a chance to win 10 grand.

Okay, let’s bring Qutesy the Crazy Cash Cow to the stage.

Moo.  What did the Mama Cow say to the baby calf.  It’s pasture bedtime.

How does a cow blend into the woods?  Camooflage

Where do cows get their medicine. At the FARMacy

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-CALF-inated.

Okay. Thanks for coming.  Tip your wait persons, and please drive safely.