It sounds like the start of a joke, but it was a real, live moose caught on camera walking out of an old pizza place in Dover-Foxcroft.

The pizza place on Main Street has been closed for many years but, apparently, the moose didn't know that. When he got an early morning craving for some cheesy goodness, he decided to order at the drive-through window. Wait.They don't have a drive-through window?

They do now. Matt Poole of the Penobscot County Sheriff's Office snapped this picture of Bullwinkle exiting the pizza place and it was shared by the Dover-Foxcroft Police. He didn't get a pie but managed to escape before having the cuffs slapped on. It's okay. He wouldn't fit in the cruiser, anyway.