The last text you sent goes on your headstone. Hope not, or hope I get a chance to do more texting before I die. Mine would be Go Leafs Go, as I was texting with my kid brother, who's a Leafs hockey fan. Maybe when I was a young kid, but my loyalties have waned from those days. However I'm not surprised my last text has something to do with hockey.

One of my favorite tombstone inscriptions is 'I Told You I Was Sick'. That would be cute.  How about 'On Vacation. Hold Mail'.  Or 'Raised Four Beautiful Daughters with only One Bathroom, and Still There Was Love'. And Rodney Dangerfield's 'There Goes The Neighborhood'