A Crazy Cake Guaranteed to Keep Your Mother-In-Law Away Forever!! Even Though It Tastes Great!
So, here's the scenario, a family birthday is coming up, and you have some family or acquaintances that you would really rather not have there...you know what I mean!! You want to impress them with your culinary skills, while making some run from the table, vowing to never return again!!! Boy, have we got just the cake for you, and cat lovers everywhere!
Gross looking??? Absolutely!!! Taste good?? Oh Yeah!! And I know you want the recipe, so here it is! Enjoy the fun this cake will bring to all, and the silence from irritating family and guests that say they'll never, ever come to your house again!!
Kitty Litter Cake, What you'll need:
1 spice or German Chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 small package vanilla instant pudding mix
Green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls
1 *NEW* cat litter box (Wash after buying)
1 *NEW* litter sifter (Wash after buying)
(NOTE: This shouldn't have to be said but I cannot stress this enough: the litter box and sifter must be BRAND NEW. If you don't want to spend the money on the litter box and sifter, you can use a large roasting pan and spatula although the effect won't be the same.)
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions. Use any size pans you like. Once the cakes have cooled, crumble them into a large bowl.
Prepare pudding mix and chill.
Using a blender, crumble the sandwich cookies. If you don't have a blender, place the cookies inside a plastic bag and smash them on a hard surface. Set aside all but 1/4 cup of the crumbs.
Add a few drops of green food coloring to the 1/4 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix using a fork or shake in a jar until the food coloring is uniformly distributed.
Toss the cake crumbs with half of the white cookie crumbs. Add enough of the chilled pudding to moisten the mixture; you probably won't need to use all of it.
Place a new liner in the new cat box. (This is not a time to cheap out on used goods!) Distribute the cake mixture evenly in the litter box.
Put three unwrapped Tootsie Rolls in a microwave-safe dish. Heat them until soft and pliable, about ten to twenty seconds. Using your fingers, shape the ends so that they are tapered and slightly curved at the ends. (Analysis of the contents of an actual cat box may be useful for research purposes.)
Repeat with 3 more Tootsie Rolls. Bury the Tootsie Rolls in the cake mixture.
Sprinkle most of the remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter the green crumbs over the top.
Heat the remaining Tootsie Rolls, three at a time, until almost melted. Scrape them off on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs. You may also wish to artistically drape one or more Tootsie Rolls over the side of the box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.
Place the box on a newspaper. Serve with a new litter sifter.