The older we get, the harder it is to buy for us. But, this wasn't an option in the 'old days'. How about your Dad, as a 'Cheese Head'. It starts with a 40 pound block of Sharp Cheddar cheese.  And then his likeness is carved. Here's an example of the finished product. Pretty special, I'd say. And this is a hobby all you wood carvers out there can take up. It's all for charity, and bidding ends today, and it's probably too expensive, but it is a thought.