So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the clerk, "Chapstick please."
The clerk responds, "Cash or check?"
The duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
Get it? Bill? I know, pretty lame, huh?
But I'll tell you this, there's nothing lame about the 15th Annual Rubber Duck Race this Saturday, September, 8th, on the Kenduskeag Stream in downtown Bangor