This Kid Really Loves Bacon

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 05:00:20 +0000

Just like our fellow testosterone-sweating, meat-loving friend Ron Swanson, we’re big fans of bacon. To put our love for the greasy snack into perspective, learning about the horrific pending bacon shortage sent us into a minor panic attack, but it’s difficult to fully encompass our feelings for the meat strips. Luckily, a bacon-loving middle-schooler has done that for us.

Global Bacon Shortage is a Horrible Reality

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 14:00:05 +0000

We really don’t like to be the bearers of bad news. It makes us feel all sad and weird, like ‘Gangnam Style’ in an elevator. But this time, we feel that it’s necessary to relay said bad news, if only for your health: there is going to be a global shortage of bacon next year.

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This Kid Really Loves Bacon

Global Bacon Shortage is a Horrible Reality