“I’ve got a million of them”

'If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me'

'I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better'

'You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly'

'Thank God And Greyhound You're Gone'

I'm sure by now you've figured it out. It's "Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day'. Got one in your head? Share it with us.