May I never be so bored that my source of entertainment turns to blowing up cow patties. But, if I should ever turn to that form of silliness, may I have enough sense not to stand quite so close....unlike this guy!

I'll warn you right now...if you're easily disgusted by...umm....organic cow material.....then you don't want to watch this video....because it gets everywhere! At least the camera man had the good sense to back up and engage the telephoto lens.

But not the bloke with the lighter. He practically stands on top of the steaming pile of...ummm....stuff....and waits for it to explode! Gross....silly.....and hilarious! All I can say is, there's no shower big enough....long enough....or hot enough!! Ewww!!!!