And it better be that quicker, picker-upper sort of brand too, because Mainers take care of Mainers, and that inevitably means I'm going to be slathered up in eggs Saturday.

I'm okay with the sloppy and nasty idea though because it means we're putting your cash contributions to good use at the Pine Tree Camp in Rome, Maine.

The Pine Tree Camp makes it possible for children and adults with disabilities to spend time during the summer on a gorgeous Maine lakeside.

No one is turned away because of an inability to pay and camp provides a wonderful respite opportunity for care providers to enjoy some down time.

A lot of you pledge your support, and we can't thank you enough for your generosity.

Here's a little glimpse of how the infamous egg ride gets underway in Levant.

I hope the Wardens of Northwoods Law are ready for this mess they're getting themselves into Saturday!