Today is our company Christmas/Holiday party. It's always nice to see co-workers in different settings. And always nice to figure out in your head who didn't show up. To all, Happiest of Holidays. And behave.

Here's 5 Things You Don't Want To Hear Tomorrow Morning.

  • The cops have your car
  • Turns out the security cameras caught everything
  • Your computer is locked....HR will tell you why
  • There's a local news crew outside asking about you
  • Whoa, you still work here?